Why do commercials have to be so suttle? I love the one for the KY warming jelly. The guy is just reading the paper while his hot wife/girlfriend is running all over the place. Why arent you making her a Gladiator helmet with your dick and balls?? But back to the point, I love how the chick breaks out the stuff and reads the cover "hmmmm creates a warming sensation." That gets the guys attention, but what she is really saying is "honey set my ass on fire while ya sodomize me with this flaming liquid that feels will feel like good magma in my ass."

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