There is nothing quite like a good run/exercise to clear the mind of demons that pop in there. I feel refreshed and vigoratted and I am thankful that this whole summer has been on the most part mild enough for me to go out there and exercise. For you would normally have to go at like 6AM or 7PM due to the heat, but right now it is great weather. A truly good time to be alive. I got myself a job working security for the summer. I work a shift that is only one man, so that means I am there by myself and the client (a huge phone giant, whose name wont be mentioned here) supervisor told us to keep a 'low profile' when on the grounds. What this translates to is that I do like a patrol or two every few hours just to make sure the ground is secure. I work like an hour and half in reality and am either at the firehouse or my own home the rest of the time. Great lil gig ehhh....

For some other quick cash I will be working at my friends pizza place or even bartending at the American Legion, considering I may become a full fledged member there rather than just a 'son of a legion member'. This is due in part to the decision I made last week. I have to go in for the test next week and regarding scores I should be on my way. Two weekends a year is too little a sacrifice for me to give to preserve the freedoms I have here. And is something I believe everyone who visits this site should consider doing. A small sacrifice for a large institution like the US Constitution is nothing at all.

Got back from Baltimore on Sunday, had a fun lil weekend excursion which involved hookers, cranky Jews, drug addicted homeless and a lil trip through the ghetto. (Is not as bad as it sounds, I leave the rest to your imagination). I will blog about that a lil later on, for now it is time for some chicken with veggies...

Time for something I havent done in a while...the joke of the day (Its a two-fer, since I havent done it in a while)

Mehrtens goes to the doctor for premature ejaculation.
The doctor says, "The next time you feel like you're going to finish, do something to startle yourself."
On the way home, Mehrtens buys a starter pistol. When he gets home, he goes upstairs and finds his wife waiting for him naked in bed. They start 69'ing, and when he feels himself about to orgasm, he fires the gun.
The next day he goes back to the doctor.
The doctor says, "How did it go?"
Mehrtens says, "Terrible. When I was about to cum, I fired a starter pistol. My wife shit on my face and bit off my dick, and my neighbor ran out of the closet nude with his hands in the air, screaming, 'Don't shoot, don't shoot.'"

And another lil doozy

How can you tell if a midget has her period?
She keeps tripping over the string.

Toodles y'all