Ok I have to ask why the hell does bamboo grow in my backyard. For years this stuff is a real pain in the ass and grows really thick when it rains for an excessive amount of time. I am talking like baseball bat thick. For years I couldnt find any use for the stuff until we decided to run a Tiki Night. I am using the stuff to put around a bar and decorate it with grass skirts too. But unfortunatly the chairperson of this Tiki Night has no balls and wont ask for a lil more money. I mean seriously, who just serves hamburgers and hot dogs at a Tiki Night. That isnt Tiki. THat is just some ghetto decorations in someones backyard for a BBQ. I even went to RonFez.net and asked people for suggestions of food for the Tiki Night and the one common response I seemed to get from almost everyone was "shishkebob's" Something that I have argued for too. Some people are just thick like that and not cool like dat, down like dat, black like dat...
Well I spent all yesterday afternoon cutting down the bamboo and peeling the branches to make it more exotic looking. I have them drying in the sun right now up at the 'hut'. One can only hope though that it rains to spare the company the embarressment of the debacle this could turn into.
I bought a great book yesterday Called the "Guns of August". It seems an interesting read and was the basis of John Kennedy's stand off situation when dealing with the Cuban Missile Crisis. Kennedy knew that a bad move, or a move that seemed aggressive could lead to nuclear war. Same thing goes for Nikita Kruschev the Soviet Premier. Both men would lose a little prestige in the international community cause of this incident. As a matter of fact, Kruschev would become the only Soviet Premier next to Gorbachev to not die in office. Kruschev would be ousted as a result of this incident and poor production in the Soviet Union. Kennedy of course would never get the chance to find out what the American people really thought of the incident cause he was assassinated before the 1964 election.
Time for the joke of the day: Dirty Johnny's in the back yard digging a hole.
The neighbor says, "What're you doing?"
Johnny says, "My goldfish died, so I'm burying him."
The neighbor says, "Why such a big hole for a goldfish?"
Johnny says, "Because he's inside your fucking cat."
Have a good day and a pleasant tommorow people.
Well I spent all yesterday afternoon cutting down the bamboo and peeling the branches to make it more exotic looking. I have them drying in the sun right now up at the 'hut'. One can only hope though that it rains to spare the company the embarressment of the debacle this could turn into.
I bought a great book yesterday Called the "Guns of August". It seems an interesting read and was the basis of John Kennedy's stand off situation when dealing with the Cuban Missile Crisis. Kennedy knew that a bad move, or a move that seemed aggressive could lead to nuclear war. Same thing goes for Nikita Kruschev the Soviet Premier. Both men would lose a little prestige in the international community cause of this incident. As a matter of fact, Kruschev would become the only Soviet Premier next to Gorbachev to not die in office. Kruschev would be ousted as a result of this incident and poor production in the Soviet Union. Kennedy of course would never get the chance to find out what the American people really thought of the incident cause he was assassinated before the 1964 election.
Time for the joke of the day: Dirty Johnny's in the back yard digging a hole.
The neighbor says, "What're you doing?"
Johnny says, "My goldfish died, so I'm burying him."
The neighbor says, "Why such a big hole for a goldfish?"
Johnny says, "Because he's inside your fucking cat."
Have a good day and a pleasant tommorow people.
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