Faith, you must hit "Post and Publish" when ya want your blog to post...Ok well since I dont have too much to say today, especially since my site is being monitored by the Femi-Nazi Gestapo. To whom I would like to say fuck you, and may your crotch rot out from the inside out and your pee be painful for the rest of your days. Time for the joke of the day:
Two guys are driving down south when they get pulled over by a local trooper.
The trooper comes up to the window and taps on the window with a nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and gets whacked in the head by the trooper. The driver says "what was that for?".
To which the trooper replies "This is Alabama boy, when I pull you over you have your license and registration ready!!"
The driver hands the trooper the license and registration which comes out clean, prompting the trooper to return it to the driver.
After he returns the documents to the driver he goes around to the passenger side, taps on the window with the nightstick to which the passenger rolls down the window and gets whacked in the head.
The passenger says "What was that for?!"
The trooper says "Im making your wish come true."
The passenger says "what do you mean?"
The trooper replies with "I know you're gonna get one hundred feet down the road and say 'I wish that mother fucker tried that shit on me!!'"
Sound clip of the day.
Two guys are driving down south when they get pulled over by a local trooper.
The trooper comes up to the window and taps on the window with a nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and gets whacked in the head by the trooper. The driver says "what was that for?".
To which the trooper replies "This is Alabama boy, when I pull you over you have your license and registration ready!!"
The driver hands the trooper the license and registration which comes out clean, prompting the trooper to return it to the driver.
After he returns the documents to the driver he goes around to the passenger side, taps on the window with the nightstick to which the passenger rolls down the window and gets whacked in the head.
The passenger says "What was that for?!"
The trooper says "Im making your wish come true."
The passenger says "what do you mean?"
The trooper replies with "I know you're gonna get one hundred feet down the road and say 'I wish that mother fucker tried that shit on me!!'"
Sound clip of the day.
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