I want to start todays blog by giving a BIG hug and Thank You props to Anna. Anna is a LOVELY young woman who added the tagboard to my website and is just a rawking ole punk who deserves mad props and adoration from the Doogie.
Well enough about that. I gave my kids a practice exam today from the state. And the kids needed to record their names and book numbers on the sheets to for verification purposes. It was for a regents with questions that have not been used before but cover the same things that will be on the test anyways. Well I took a whole shit load to give to my kids and what not but between 4th and 8th I found that I didnt have enough for 8th period. So I was in a lil bit of a mad dash to try and get more copies of the test. At the same time I ran into Tony who gave me the tests and told him I didnt have enough for 8th. So he found some more for me from a class that had only 8 kids in it and was gonna discard the answer sheets they had to help ourselves. It turend out that if I had made copies of the test that we both could have of gone to jail for it!!! It was lucky I ran into him when I did and told him otherwise I would have of been hearing the OZ theme song sometime soon. And with my luck would have of gotten the roomate that says "Lets spoon" (Shuddering uncontrollably at that last image). Fucking state taking their exams so seriously like they are missle codes and what not.
Ok time now for the joke of the day, it is a lil old but still funny:
What is the difference between George Micheal and a Microwave??
A microwaves stops when you open the door.
Ok i can do a little better than that one:
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes.
The salesman says, "But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11."
The guy says, "Just bring me a size 8 tie shoe."
The salesman brings them, the guy stuffs his feet into them, ties them tight, and then he stands up, obviously in pain.
He says to the salesman, "I lost my business and my house, I live with my mother-in-law, my wife is fucking my best friend, my daughter is pregnant, and my son is gay. The only pleasure I have in life is taking off these fucking shoes."
That is my blog of the day
Well enough about that. I gave my kids a practice exam today from the state. And the kids needed to record their names and book numbers on the sheets to for verification purposes. It was for a regents with questions that have not been used before but cover the same things that will be on the test anyways. Well I took a whole shit load to give to my kids and what not but between 4th and 8th I found that I didnt have enough for 8th period. So I was in a lil bit of a mad dash to try and get more copies of the test. At the same time I ran into Tony who gave me the tests and told him I didnt have enough for 8th. So he found some more for me from a class that had only 8 kids in it and was gonna discard the answer sheets they had to help ourselves. It turend out that if I had made copies of the test that we both could have of gone to jail for it!!! It was lucky I ran into him when I did and told him otherwise I would have of been hearing the OZ theme song sometime soon. And with my luck would have of gotten the roomate that says "Lets spoon" (Shuddering uncontrollably at that last image). Fucking state taking their exams so seriously like they are missle codes and what not.
Ok time now for the joke of the day, it is a lil old but still funny:
What is the difference between George Micheal and a Microwave??
A microwaves stops when you open the door.
Ok i can do a little better than that one:
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes.
The salesman says, "But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11."
The guy says, "Just bring me a size 8 tie shoe."
The salesman brings them, the guy stuffs his feet into them, ties them tight, and then he stands up, obviously in pain.
He says to the salesman, "I lost my business and my house, I live with my mother-in-law, my wife is fucking my best friend, my daughter is pregnant, and my son is gay. The only pleasure I have in life is taking off these fucking shoes."
That is my blog of the day
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