Oyyyy vey, I am getting all worn out now. People say, "Well you are home by 2PM everyday". Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh, wrong dickhead try again. I usually arrive at work at like 7AM and stay almost everyday till like 3PM. Ok an eight hour work day, seven and a half if ya count lunch. But I have to deal with the fucking morons, whom should not have of copulated in the first place, kids who dont know jack shit in the world. Couldnt give a fuck about anything, and give you attitude when you say anything to them. Especially anything in the form of discipline. You have at one end of the spectrum in my classes the kids that work their asses off, but just dont have the smarts. And the fucking idiots who are bright but are either A) spoiled like a mofo, B) Lazy as a mofo, C) A combination of A and B. Add to the mess the fact that I just want this year over, and no sleep and you have one tired bastard. I love teaching about history, but I hate having to deal with the assholes that just are there cause mom and dad forgot to cover up dads schmeckle and now I have to deal with the by product that should have of rolled down moms ass cheeks rather than in her rotting vag. Kind of reminds me of a joke, so batten the hatches and prepare for joke number one today:

What sexual position do you use to make an ugly kid??
Ask your mom...

I know gets the Fozzy Bear whacka whacka whacka sound effect. But there is a different type of stress here with teaching where you are Constantly under a microscope, especially from administrators. Most of whom were NEVER teachers, but rose to the positions of power due to the fact that they give head and take it in the ass the best. Whoops did I say that? My bad! You arent allowed to vent, except if you are a woman, then you can use PMS as an excuse. You cant talk back even when you have the most wicked comeback in your head (One of mine would be "you are a poster child of why we should keep abortions legal"), and you must teach the child even when the mofo has NO inclination to learn. And all these mofo's who teach about how to become a teacher are all whacked the fuck out of their mother fucking head. Get the glass dick out of your mouth and smell the folgers!!!

Well now that I am done with that rant, I found last night some of the best things I ever did record on a VCR EVER!!! Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episodes, complete with the original commercials from the time frame too!! These tapes were recorded between 1995-1997 but man you see the things advertised and it makes it seem forever ago. The shows themselves have me pissing laughing, but there is one that I am looking for like a madman in my room and can not locate. It has one of the best shorts they ever did. And it is not out on DVD just yet. A purchase that I will have to anticipate sometime in the future. Or the "not too distant future" acoording to the hardcore mysty fans.

Ok Time for the joke of the day:
Three Iraqis and their dog leave their apartment looking for odd jobs in order to pay their bills. At the end of the day they come home and meet their landlord sitting on his porch.
The landlord says, "What's the deal with your dog? He's all covered with mud."
One of the Iraqis says, "We found work today doing some landscaping."
The next night the three Iraqis and their dog come home and the dog is covered with sawdust.
The landlord says, "What's the deal with your dog tonight?"
One of the Iraqis says, "We found work today doing some carpentry."
The next night they get out of their truck and the dog stumbles out behind them, bleeding from its ass, whimpering, and staggering all over the yard.
The landlord says, "What in the Hell did you guys do at work today?"
One of the Iraqis says, "Work? Today was our day off."