Ok a plea to parents out there. Keep your fucking kids at home when you go to a movie theatre. Especially when they are less than 2 years of age. What the fuck is the matter with you bringing your little crap factories to a theatre when I am trying to enjoy a flick and have to hear the little fucker cooing. It isnt cute, your kid IS NOT special in spite of all your insistence, and you are an inconsiderate fuck to the rest of the patrons that are trying to enjoy a good flick and have to have moments interupted by crying babies. Dont want to pay for a sitter, or listen to people like myself bitch anymore. Close your fucking legs, tie your tubes, use a coathanger, I dont give a fuck. The world is overpopulated enough, we dont need a further reminder why social programs funding is dwindling by listening to your little cooing fucker when we are trying to be entertained.

FIN.