I am adding a new link to my site which would take you to all the speeches of Winston Churchill, Englands greatest Prime Minister...at least in the 20th Century. I also found a good pic of the fashion show from Friday with myself and Gwen and will be posting that soon...and alas without further ado, I give ya my joke of the week: A commercial plane is flying along when suddenly it zooms straight down and then levels off again.
The captain comes on the intercom and says, "Folks, I'm sorry if I scared you, but a flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled it into in my lap. You should see the front of my pants."
An old lady in coach yells, "Oh, yeah? You should see the back of my pants."

Have a good night and a pleasant tommorow...