Leprechaun Sightings.

It is a wee late for Pattys Day, but still fucking classic to watch. I was howling when they showed the 'amatuer sketch' so enjoy.

Reason 236 why I want out of this place. I ordered a package from Amazon about a month ago and got an email from one of the places I purchased from to analyze the total purchase and give them feedback. The quote they wrote to me was "...we figured you should have of recieved it by now." The thing is, I havent recieved it yet. The mail delivery here is HORRENDOUS. So to anyone who sends me stuff and you are trying to do it within a time frame, good luck. It is not Amazon's fault but rather the roulette mail delivery system that we have here. Last year I didnt recieve one package for my birthday till a month and a half later. Just needed to bitch about that shit.

"Jumped the shark"

A term that my friend Mike used regarding the fall from grace we have experienced with our other friends. And it made me howl. Something that others might read and be like "huh? explain", but it had me dying laughing. Also, all you can eat personal BBQ came seem good at first, but after your 6th plate of meat it is like "wow I feel my arteries hardening." It is good though for the Atkins dieter. Also, what happened to having fun over pranks pulled. Some people get too bent out of shape over something that is very funny. We get yelled at no matter what the fuck we do here so it might as well be over something that is a prank.

Well I miss my mother
And I miss being her son
As crazy as I was I
Guess I wasn't much of one
Sometimes I miss her so much,
I want to hop on the next jet
And I get lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet
And I love my sister
Lord knows how I've missed her
She loves me
And she knows I won't forget
And sometimes I get jealous
Of all her little pets
And I get lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet

I roll over in bed
Looking for someone to touch
There's a girl that I know of
But don't ask for much
She's homely, and she's cranky
And her hair's in a net
And I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet

I get my friend when I need one
I need someone to be one
I take anybody I can get
And sometimes I wanna call you
And I feel like a pet
And I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet

I go down to the river
Filled with regret
I go down and I wonder
If there was any reason left
I've just before my lungs could get wet
I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet

And I love my sister
Lord knows how I've missed her
She loves me
And she knows I won't forget
And sometimes I get jealous
Of all her little pets
And I get lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet
Yeah I get lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet

From the White Stripes 'Get behind me Satan" album