Im going through changes, Yes I added yet another change cause the first one didnt come out right. And I have yet to add the links so be patient.

Yes I have decided to update this site, and will add stuff as I see fit. For now I will mention that when people wave to me and I am not fully paying attention I stare like a special olympics kid who was told he gets no medals. That is all out of me for today.

I forgot to add something in my last post. This is a email from someone I received not too long ago that is a total fucking trip to me. I have edited out the names to protect the jackasses:

what up!! you have no idea... i don't either.. what is this slave hour crap. I go to work now from 6 am til 8pm at nite mon-fri and work every other sat. what kind of crack am I on. i know do I want some cheese with that whine. What is up with that ? I hope everything is going good. My hours though are about change probably after they fire my 7 year veteran of a mother fucken sales manager. shhhhhaaaaaaaannnnaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh hhheeeyyy hey goood bye. That is before if I don't beat the living piss out of him before hand. dennis, that is really how I feel. now that you think that I really have completely lost my mind which is really cool. oh yey B**** b**** called my brother for my new address. what a dumb ass. i know I am just writing in riddles. it probably does not make any sense at all but I promise you I am not drunk. Just happy as a mother fucker. it is 4 in the morning and can't wake my wife or my brother in law. they would both get pissed off. don't worry , my brother in law just needed a place to stay for about 2 months. he is leaving at the end of this week,, by the way,, yiiiiipppppyyyyyyyy. i can't wait til he get the fuck out of here too. anyway that is what is goin on. oh yey, b**** s**** left his wife and is running wild. that is kind of cool too. that is the best. the other suckey part is that i probably will not be able to go back to sleep. I will be tired as a mother fucker today. hey it has been good writing to you. I am going back to smoking my crack again so I can make it through another awesome 13/14 hour day. i just haven't talk to you in a while. hope all going well. PS IF YOU DO WRITE BACK-----P**** DOES READ ALL MY EMAILS..... THANKS...... TALK TO YA SOON.....

Wow! People, please dont use methemphetamines before ya write me. I dont go violating everything that is sent to me, but this one I couldnt pass up on. I should sign him up though for transsexual porn list since his wife does read his emails though. That would be a tough explanation.

Ive got nothing right now. Insomnia is a bitch cause my sleep schedule is all shook up. I went from working a mids shift to working days and it caused me to stay up for almost entirely twenty four hours from Saturday to Sunday. Now it is 2AM and I have just awoken and dont have to be to work for another seven hours. I would go for a drive but we arent allowed off base cause of the pedophile Staff Sergent touching that girl on Fourth of July weekend. Thanks a lot asshole, I hope the Japs use a Katana blade on your genitals, the way they would dice up teriyaki.

Why is it XMRadio will only allow me to have so many channels online? I mean if I wanted to add a few, why cant I?? Ohhh well, at least I still have my Opie, Anthony and lil Jimmy Norton. But now would be a perfect time for me to catch my Mets on MLB channels. The NHL is coming back this season. Dont know if I am overly excited about this. Although the lockout is not the players fault this time around but the owners. The 1994 baseball strike was also the owners fault, but since they own like 40 percent of the media they made it sound like the players were at fault. I am going to try and read and what not...I catch ya all later. Super terrific monkey spank!!

One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind...way to go Neil! Now lets beat those Chinese back there!

Something that I found ironic with the rising religious tide in the US. It is an exerpt from "Young Patriots" by Charles Cerami:

"Patrick Henry as he aged developed into a religious zealot. Henry used his political prestige to promote a scheme toward the foundation of an established religion. Declaring that only Christianity could save the nation from the moral depravity that engulfed it, Henry offered a loosely worded resolution "for the people to pay a moderate tax or contribution annually for the support of the Christian religion.

James Madison and Thomas Jefferson deemed it an embarrasment for Virginia and a deplorable attempt at 'thought control'.

Hmmm ironic that over two hundred years later we are still having the same fight except that now liberties are losing to these zealots that are now saying what we can see and hear in ALL art forms.

Jefferson and Madison would shed a tear over this story, the attack of groups that fight for freedoms. The Patriot Act's true targets!!

Why do commercials have to be so suttle? I love the one for the KY warming jelly. The guy is just reading the paper while his hot wife/girlfriend is running all over the place. Why arent you making her a Gladiator helmet with your dick and balls?? But back to the point, I love how the chick breaks out the stuff and reads the cover "hmmmm creates a warming sensation." That gets the guys attention, but what she is really saying is "honey set my ass on fire while ya sodomize me with this flaming liquid that feels will feel like good magma in my ass."

Fin.

Wanted: New Career.

Those who know me and my personality and my talents, I am open to suggestion. Dont be afraid to hold back and give me some suggestions, cause I am looking to get out of this ASAP. And Godwilling with a lil luck it will come true. Leave me comments or email me at Doogcool@aol.com. Later Bitches.

I saw the new batman movie. Enjoyed it immensly, thought it kicked ass. But one question. When did Christian Bale become Shatner? With the stuttering lines and what not. Maybe its me.