Kudos to Massachussets for moving in the right path to allowing Stem Cell Research (click the bold dummy). It is nice to see a state take a stand on what could be solving future medical issues especially in the face of the tyrant that is located at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I know I would have of loved to see on more bad Superman movie with Chris Reeve actually walking around.

Also, I found out that Mitch Hedburg died. The afterlife is getting one more funny ass mother fucker to entertain you all. Joining Sam Kinnison, Chris Farley, and Easy E. Godspeed good man!!


And in this edition, are the Mormons greater pedophiles than Catholics? Well this article seems to back up that claim: Micheal Jackson leaves his touch on Mormons. I love this cause it proves that these holy than thou cocksuckers are just as fucked up as regular people and probably more so cause a lot of cases arent reported. So this one is for you Bills, fucker!!

In more personal news, I am a lot better since that tirade of mine yesterday. Just had a bit of a mental breakdown as is oft common here. I am totally learning how to play the piano and at a pace that surprises even myself. I hope to be a near expert by the time I get home almost like this guy only without the gayness:

I fly on the keys with certain songs whilst others I still struggle with, but with plenty of practice I shall overcome. I have done about 8 months of training with the job to be where I am now and I know I am no technician. But give me one month with this piano and I am learning faster than anything I ever learned with.

And finally, are you listening to these two great gentleman??



If you aren't you truly, truly are missing a great show. They are even better than they were before they got thrown off of WNEW. Opie, Anthony and 'Lil Jimmy Norton can be listened at XM Radio. Also we need to bring Ron and Fez to this station and the details can be found at RonFez.net. Well this epic blog is now over. Good day to you all.

I dont think I have made ONE, not one right decision in the last five years. And all that bullshit about "things happen for a reason" is just that. Bullshit. At this moment I envy Terry Schiavo and wish I was her, a rotting vegetable.

ROMULUS AUGUSTUS



He was the last Emperor of Rome (476AD) and at times I honestly feel like I am in the parallel world of his. A world on the edge of chaos serving in a republic going defunct. Maybe I am just a bit cynical, but I see us on the verge of a new dark age. Lack of learning, no inventions, death of art, and the rise of neo-christianity.

I am a fighting cock!! Nothing like having a phallic name to represent a group of people with lots and lots of homopohobia:

RIP Patches (1993-2005).

I miss ya and I love ya even when I knew ya wouldnt make it, but goddamn does your passing hurt cause I am not home to even see ya off. For you and Tiger were my faves ever. And it doesnt mean I cant shed a tear or two over ya, cause lord knows I have lost it. You were a great cat, and I loved ya very much and taught ya many tricks including being my lil "parrot". Going off to here knew that I was going to miss seeing ya off, but just know that your going kills me anyway as I can barely see the keyboard right now as tears fill my eyes. Goddamn at times I wonder to myself everyday what in the hell I am doing here.

One thing I wont deny is that I dont handle death well, especially when it is close to my heart.

Have You Read Me?!



I know I am like two years behind in posting this, but read this book before it is butchered in a movie version. I personally think Tom Hanks is not the guy to play Robert Langdon. Those have read feel free to comment if ya agree/disagree. Havent read it?? Get caught up you slackers!!

Fucking Phenomenal!!!

Just click that link to see one of the best of the Star Wars Movies ever. This one has got to kick ass!! I can not wait to see it. Just great!! I love how ya see all this ominous shit and what not and the Jedi Purge. WOW!! just click the link!!

I love this photo made by Cage over at whackbag.com:



See kids, this is what we call funny ironic. Also I have updated my links and my profile and what not, for it is time for a change anyway as I had many dead links. I have added some newer ones. Not that I get many hits anyway.

I stole this from Sabrina's blog, so go check it out as she is one of the bestest bloggers ever:

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

Now since this is my personality, does this mean I am gonna inherit a bootleggers fortune, bang a chick as hot as Marilyn Monroe and be dead before 50?? If so, I am in.

I know I posted this over at RonFez.net but I am also going to include a link here cause I think Mormons are a funny lot. The have ways to help ya stop masterbating, yech. Where is a bomb full of SuperAIDS when ya need it??

Stop Masterbating!!

Fuck you CharterOne Bank!!! I understand the whole need for idenity theft and the likes, but ya had to shut my fucking account down without contacting me first?!?! I am on an island where ya need to pay for majority of things with cash and you fucking cocksuckers shut me down for one large withdrawal. And to be honest it was small compared to other withdrawals I have made over the years you fucking cocksucker motherfuckers!!! You have completely crippled me over here you ass fucks!!! I hope your children die of SIDS and your wives get yeast infections the go all the way up to their eyes for fucking me like this. Ten fucking years of loyalty to you and this is how ya fucking repay me!?!? Fucking cocksuckers!!!!

Drunken Typing...never good.

Why do we always find the 'back tier' songs on an album?? I know for me one of my personal faves has always been 'Alien' from Bush, that song speaks volumes to me, but alas I havent found anyone who can fill the shoes of that which is described in that song. I know I listened to it a lot in my college days and it flashed back to me recently, so fuck you if ya want to critisize me on its age.

Edit: I wish I was legally allowed to use drugs, such as hash, or pot, or acid. When I get out be sure to get in touch with me so that we may experiment together. I think it would make my writing better. I am a greta orator but not as good a writer as I am an orator.

I am just in the mood to write random thoughts. And I do it in the style of Hubert Selby Jr.

He wanders down the street, it is a cold and blistery evening
Dodging homeless like a martial artists dodges punches
Glancing at the drag queens who are high on meth as if it is part
Of the grand circus that is life
And the closet queens that shout at everyone to garner attention
And the rich yuppies who like to tour the area just to say
They were 'slumming' and are hip with people but in fact they
Are nothing more than shallow nobodys that dont who they are
But would like to see how others live to remember what it is
Like to be human again
The man just wanders on a night where others are curled up with loved
Ones or others that beat them
Just looking for a part of his soul that would make sense of things
Again, and how life has spun out of control
Or maybe it was always out of control and he lived in a glass shell
And the shell has shattered and cut him to shards and he is
Trying to soak up the bloody mess with a sponge and piecing
It back into the sewn together parts that arent entirely right
But then again it could just be the E he took earlier is kicking
In and he is just tripping out like a mother fucker who
Needs to fuck the neighbor and his cat and the eighty year old
Quadrapalegic and the screaming bitch across the hall and the midget
Who rides the moped like a Harley
All one big fuck fest with a need to take a piss and get some milk
And carrots every few hours or so