Holy shnickeys special effects!!

Okay I have finished about four clone wars novels in three weeks and the last one I read "Labryinth of Evil" is the one that is a must read!! It traces all the events up to Episode III and shows how it will open. This is the enemy general Grievous that I am always talking about. Go see this flick!

Up till now I always believed that taking a class to help improve your position in your job is one of the best ways to go. I stand corrected.

I am taking a class now that is a supplement for my job and I tell ya what, I feel like I know less and have the evidence to prove it. I just am no electrician/mechanic whatever the fuck way they want to classify me. I just dont get it!! I didnt back in August even when I graduated, I still have no idea. What makes things worse is now I am at a point where it is like "...fuck it, I dont give a fuck." I just focus now on my keyboard and my books, I dont give a flying fuck anymore.

Everyone else I work with is like "I like my job" and "This isnt so bad, etc." Ifeel fucking worthless when I get done with work everyday, and no call from anyone or a comment like "hey hang in there" or what not is going to pick up my spirits. I have fucked my life up and it is on a continuous downward spiral and there is no way for me to get out of it. I utterly loath the fact that I allowed myself to be talked into this job. I violated MY number one principle: Dont Let Others Dictate What you want to do in your life. I feel numb right now. I dont feel angry, I dont feel sad. I feel numb, I feel dead...I wish I was.

I thought about something the other night as I watched a fucking classic movie (Raging Bull). Is boxing not one of the more tragic essays of humanity?? A guy will literally fight and claw his way to the top through all sorts of opponents. Yet he ultimately loses in the end. Whether he loses the fight, his finances, his health or his life, boxers lose in the end. Yet there is beauty amidst all that carnage of body and soul. The beauty is for a few brief golden moments, a man stands on his own and overcomes fear, doubt, pain to emerge victorious. Victorious in the fight and in winning over the hearts of onlookers. Some guys carry that beauty on for years. Others only for that one golden moment usually frozen in moment by photographs. If you remove all the corruption and greed, we see in boxing humanity at its rawest and reaching a zenith of beauty rarely unparalleled. To see someone who is 'hungry' go to a complacent mess is the part that makes it painful and shadows the beauty. For we are witness to a metamorphisis where the glamour was the change and not in the results. Perhaps that is why we are magnetized to boxing. We are enamored by the tales of guys who fall after their fame after we watched a brilliant climb. Maybe we see a glimpse of ourselves if we never succeded in our own small lives. Perhaps that is the reason why there is rarely a reunion of boxers or a 'where are they now?' in boxing. It is too painful and reminiscent of our own lives and the shortcomings that are associated with it.

I did take this from a guy on whackbag.com, and think this is the funniest fucking thing I have seen done with photoshop in a long time. If this photo isnt enough to get you to get XMRadio for the O and A show, I dont know what will.

Ok, you know it is a good night when ya awake and ya find a friend of yours sleeping in the closet of your room. I got up to piss and I thought I was still having effects from the wine, but alas it was no illusion. What was more horrific was hearing the conversation on the phone that entailed "...hey could ya bring me a pair of shorts, I think I pissed myself in the middle of the night." So now I have a closet that is smelling like a litter box, which makes life just cozy. I had to sit there and sleep and do the whole three stooges thing while hearing this. Have asleep to the theme of the Empire Strikes Back playing in the background and me going "geep, geep, geep geep". Awesome eveing.

I have to eat crow.



A few months ago on RonFez.net I made a post about the blue collar tour and how I thought those guys were just a bunch of jackass rednecks and didnt give them a chance. I have since heard Larry the Cable Guy on O and A on replays a few times and the guy was a funny mother fucker!! He had me dying laughing cause he just do redneck jokes and his ideas made a lot of sense to me especially about crowds at comedy clubs. I have to rescind at least on this guy. And will give the others a chance. Kudos to you Larry!!

Yo, what the fuck XM?! I am trying to listen to the O and A show now and the fucking channel is out. This is horsecock!!! I know it isnt my connection cause EVERY fucking other station is working. All of course except for the O and A channel. Fix your fucking shit biatches!!!

In other news I am working on rage issues...so ha to me on this post.

Britneys pregnant so we go from this:



and this:



To this:


Perhaps this is a RIP to her hottness and her career. At least she went out with a bang, even if she has the double tits. What a mess she shall become, if she only had Christina's body with Denise Austen's determination.

Lately I have caught some really, really good flix. Some classics, some new classics. One of the newer films that I have caught is that movie Sideways with Paul Giamatti and Thomas Hayden Church. A friend of mine told me he didnt like it cause it was "a romantic comedy". That is a retarded excuse. And too be honest I didnt see it that way at all, but rather about two funny ass guys who get themselves into weird ass situations. Nothing quite like being chased by a nekkid guy after you get your pals wallet. Funniest fucking scene I have seen on the screen in years.

The other one that I caught. Well to be honest I have owned it since August 2003, but never got the chance to watch, cause my life was a particle accelerator since that time frame, is The Good, The Bad, and the ugly. Goddamn, what in the hell has been keeping me from watching it?! I loved this fucking movie! And I have to get the other two in the series A fistful of dollars, and For a few dollars more. I totally see the Tarentino influences these movies have, and think that they just kicked ass. I know nice of me to catch them, they have only been out for 40 years.

I know I should be writing about being out in Okinawa, but to be honest I have been po' the last couple of weeks. The last time I was out was at a karaokee bar with some local people that looked like rejects from a Cindy Lauper video. Anyone who knows me knows I can make friends with the devil when I am out and was with some of the local Nippon regaling them in my funkiness. Just too bad we didnt have a lil hashish to make things a lil more interesting but that will have to wait another couple of years. I have been reading a lot and have completed my Three Kingdoms series, A tale of two cities, a couple of Clone Wars novels and what not. But those are reviews for some other time as well as tales of the piano. Well I am off to try and find some new local cuisine places cause I have fucked up my sleep schedule whereupon I go to bed at 5PM and awake at 1AM. I love it and hate it. I get to see things that others miss. But feel like a freebaser with only a few ounces of coke. So I chat with ya all later kids.

Wanted: Movie Poster Frames. Anybody willing looking to hook a brother up and get me some send me an email or leave a comment.

I need to ask a question, mainly to the ladies out there, but there are a couple questions here for the guys too.

Ladies, would feel self conscious if some weird random chick came up and asked you about your period protection?? I watch this new commercial for some tampon and this chick is going up to random people asking them if they are bleeding like busted pipes and that they have this new space age thing that could hold back the flow of the Ganges River during Monsoon Season and make ya soar higher than a B-2 bomber with the wings. I mean what the fuck is that?? If someone came up to me and was like "Sir does your ass bleed after using the bathroom? Try this new type of beef and toilet paper." I mean seriously what the fuck is that? Do some of your ladies look at these commercials and are like "hmmmm I need that?" If so I apologize, but in the meanwhile what is that?

Also I saw another one where it is these three guys going into a toilet stall everyday at the same time. There is one thing I am self-conscious about and that is chatting about scat. I hate when people, especially dudes are like "wow I dropped off the Cosby Kids" Jesus Christ!!! I dont want to hear about your bowel movements. I dont even want to know about scat in general. Just do your business and be done. Even worse are guys who are in the public stall doing that and they want to carry on a converstaion with you whilst in there. Just awful. Are people that unaware that the rest of the world dont want to know about their movements!

Back to the commercial, so the guys are all going at the same time. Personally I think it looks like a commercial for a Village Bar complete with glory holes and chaps. But the product they are plugging is like "Backed up?? Drink this and you'll shit like an elephant!" What board meeting is sitting around discussing this?!?! "Hmmm we want to plug our product but, what is the best way to let people know they can let off more waste than a New Jersey Landfill. Now how exactly do we go about doing that?" "I have it chief we show three guys going to a toilet and if we co-operate with the Charmin people we can double our profits!!" "Good work Johnson, let's get you a raise".

I am just waiting for the commercial with the chick, naked, spread eagle on a chair for like 30 seconds and at the end "Drink Coke." Trust me, I would love to see that!! But I dont want to hear about people bleeding and shitting. Some matters aremeant to be left private. If wanted these things, I would move to West Virginia where they fuck their dogs and use outhouses.

I think I just need to watch movie channels all the time.

Just a way that I have been feeling lately summed into lyrics:

My life suffocates
Planting seeds of hate
I've loved, turned to hate
Trapped far beyond my fate

I give
You take
This life that i forsake
Been cheated of my youth
You turned this lie to truth

Anger
Misery
You'll suffer unto me

Harvester of sorrow
Language of the mad
Harvester of sorrow

Pure black looking clear
My work is done soon here
Try getting back to me
Get back which used to be

RIP Miramax films (1987-2005).

No they arent officially done yet, but Bob and Harvey Weinstein have been pushed out by Disney cause Micheal Eisner is an idiot that is running Disney to the ground. Miramax has brought us many great films over the last few years including Pulp Fiction, Scream and shocking movies like The Crying Game. They helped make Indie films hip, and put on the map stars like Damon, Paltrow, and Afleck. The Weinsteins are making a new company but cant use the old name which is there parents name, so that totally sucks cock. The story can be found here: Miramax/Disney Divorce

I was going to write something interesting but forgot what I was going to say. So instead I found this interesting photography site. German Photographer. Warning, not safe for work; so click away if you just want to be perverted, but note some of the interesting lighting and style. Very cool.

Chianti and work nights...never good. Ohhhh people, talking bass and what not are stupid. If you buy one inject yourself with SuperAIDS.

Audrey Hepburn, where have you gone?? You were gorgeous, classy and had an air of sophistication you just dont see in actresses anymore. Frankly I dont think there are any who can compare to you, except for maybe Cate Blanchett. What a woman!





And but of course the hottest photo of them all:



Goddamn, she is one of the bestest ever.

This is an early poem I wrote about Zhu Ge Liang, also known as 'Sleeping Dragon':

Zhu Ge Liang advisor and statesman served Xuande through his reign and his progeny after his death.
Hero who orchestrated the burning at Red Wall, yet always showed tact and humility the same as his lord.
Utmost intelligence did he use to marvel and defeat enemies time and again.

Granted he was at first reluctant to join the fighting, opting instead to be a poet and farmer.
Elation he felt when Xuande left him a letter praising Zhu Ge's talents upon Xuande's 2nd visit to recruit him.

Liu Bei, better known as Xuande, who Zhu Ge served and advised to create Shu and the Three Kingdoms in his attempt to keep the Han alive.
Indignation he felt when unable to save Xuande from defeat at Yi Liang.
Analytical to the point it seemed to border on precognition according to his enemies.
Nanman king, Meng Huo, who was defeated seven times before he eventually submitted to the 'Sleeping Dragon'.
Great his legacy, Grand his teachings tried and true, passed through time to befall unto you.