I have to drop an awesome few lines from one of my fave comics, Patton Oswalt. This fucking hilarious line cracks me up like everytime I hear it and I recommend getting Felling Kinda Patton, his CD.

"I'm flying back to LA tommorow and I am going to the Buggy Whip restaurant, and getting a giant fucking steak!! You heard me!

I enjoy steak too much cause I hate hippies so much. You know what I mean. I enjoy steak more than I think I enjoy it. Everytime you eat a steak a hippies hackey sack goes down the gutter. {doing hippie impression} 'Ohhhh man. Ohhhh dude, what the fuck man!' Everytime you eat a steak a hippie's hackey sack goes down a sewer. Alaways remember that.

And I like the high end steak houses like Lowry's and Ruth's Chris. But I'll also go to the shitball steakhouses like Outback and Black Angus. I'm there. It's steak. Not so much Black Angus though, cause remember how friendly the ads for Black Angus used to be. They were 'Cmon in have a steak. How about a baked potato?' Your like 'fucking how about yeah see you tommorow night. Table for two 7:15'.

Now, the ads for Black Angus, you notice how it turns into this gauntlet of angry food? Its almost like they are challenging you. Like {goes into ad voice} 'At Black Angus, we'll start you off with our appetizer platter. Featuring five jumbo deep fried gulf shrimp, served on a disc of salted butter with fifteen of our potato bacon bombs, and a big bowl of pork cracklings with our cheese and butter dipping sauce.' Your like 'Ummmmm were all gonna split that' {back to voice} 'Ohhhh you'll each get your own! Then we'll take to our mile long soup and salad bar featuring bacon and cream soup and our fine berg of iceberg lettuce he-man salad served in a punch bowl, with 18 pounds of ranch dressing, pork stuffed deep fried croutons and what the hell, a couple of corn dogs' 'Uhhhh hey man, I tell ya what. Ill just get a mixed green salad.' 'Hey you'll suck a cock on the Golden Gate Bridge before Ill bring ya a mixed green buddy!!

'Then we'll wheel out our bottomless trough of fried dough!' 'What? Wait a minute, am I gonna get a steak?' 'Ohhhh you'll get a fucking steak!!! Cause then we'll bring out our 55oz. Las Mesa He-Man steak slab, served with a deep fried pumpkin stuffed with buttered scallops and 53 of our potato bacon bombs.' 'Ohhh dude I dont think...' 'And then bend over Abigail Mae, cause here comes the gravy pipe!!' 'What?!' 'Black Angus, doors are locked from the outside faggot!!! At Black Angus your name is Peaches.'"

What a Monster!! To my cousin and relatives, I hope that you are all safe and ok cause Katrina is a fucking monster of a hurricane. I gathered images of other monster storms that I knew of here:

1999-Floyd


1992-Andrew. And a tremendous panoramic shot.


2005-Katrina. This a monster that makes the other two look like Spinks fighting Tyson.

What is it with certain genres of books that I can just utterly devour in two days? Star Wars books are my penchant, especially since many of you know how much of a superdork here. I have devoured like 3 of these books in the last two weeks. I know to some that isnt overly impressive. But some of these books tend to be at least 600 pages at a pop. I enjoy plenty of other books too, but things like my Seabiscuit book drove me nuts. Cover the races in depth!! Dont focus on what they did to solve both the jockeys and horses hemmoroids. Get to the fun stuff. Lets make this exciting! I also have an ability to read several books at once. So I can read my SW book, read something else, and even do some research on a third subject. Is a weird OCD ability of mine, but well you get the point. I can read and read, but I wish I had access to all of my books from home.

Why is it we get those career advisement things only once in our lives and not when we are 25 and at a crossroads of what to do with ourselves? I think it is perhaps that the true adventure is in finding out who we are and what makes us happy and how to channel that into financial success. I look at my last five years and realize I have worked like 5 different jobs in that time frame (for details of what I did, just ask. I'll regale you in boredom with the details). And the ultimate thing is that I realized that all those jobs were wrong for me. Yet I trod on along, at least as long as me old body will hold me. But there does come a point where ya ask yourself. Do I just go with what makes me money and not happiness? Or do I continue that pursuit for that perfect career? Due to my current situation, it is difficult to ask people here cause most of them have been in since 18. I of course decide to do the genius thing and join after I have worked and garnered and education. I know I love the adventure of a new career prospect, but hate the heartache of realizing "OK this isnt going to work." Then it becomes like a bad breakup. You dont want to see the old co-workers and run when that occurs. Ask for your stuff back like they are being held and surrounded by Al-Za Kawai's men.

I know that I always can entertain a crowd with my humor and can carry the weight of more and more people gathering as if it is nothing. Perhaps my inner self is trying to tell me something. (Insert Homer voice) "Food goes in here." Ohhh well just some stuff that I was pondering in the middle of my shift.

Ohhhh in other details I learned something somewhat cool and disturbing about the F-15E model. I work on C-models here in Okinawa. Anyways, there is a link on the cockpit of the E model for pilots to plug in a radio or IPod or what have you. Pretty cool. The disturbing part is that you know they are listening to something fully homoerotic like "Highway to the danger zone" on constant repeat. While they do a lil girating of the hips as they travel cross country. Uggghhhh.

A Dirty Shame!! God fucking damn it. Get this fucking movie as soon as possible! I dont remember ever seeing a movie that had me dying laughing from start to end. John Waters is a fucking genius, albeit a sick one, but a genius nonetheless. I knew I wanted to see this movie the first time I read about it last year and now that I have it has lived up to expectations. It is a movie about fucking and how prudes are just repressed horny fuckers that need to get their energy out. Only Waters makes it humorous to the point that it hurts. My synopsis in a flash shot. But if ya see it, get the NC-17 version. Fin.

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I have chosen yet another look for my website. I need to figure out the code for adding links, but until then I dont have that ability. So please just be patient until that time. Although at this juncture I think many people know each others web sites, so we just need to punch in the name. I ask that if any comment to please include your link to your web site on it so I know how to get it.

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"I was at a point where I was ready to say I am what I am because of what I am and if you like me I'm grateful, and if you don't, what am I going to do about it?"-Anne Bancroft

Thank you Mrs. Robinson for this awesome quote!

"Why are you here?" The main question I hear lately when people ask me to read this drier than a martini technical material that makes sand in Iraq seem like baby wipes. My answer to you good sir is to enlighten the world with my politicking about socialist ways!! Well really is just to get as much from the US govt that I can, and get the fuck out of here while the getting out is good. My head is red as a Mandrill in heats ass and I have all sorts of delusions occuring. Imagine Ronnie Reagan near the end, and that is me "Avast, Im a pirate and I can see through walls!! Mr. Gorbachev, tear off that nightie!!" I guess my main answer is, to make your mother fucking life miserable cause I am a not giving a fuck mother fucker. As Joe said to Mr. Pink "Cause your a fairy, alright!" Wow. That was a nice rant. And most people are like 'huh?' Basically I made sure this retard knows what it means when I shout 'You got served, bitch!' and it felt good. More ramblings to come when I am completed with my 60th hour of work. Which means the 72 hour writing will be delectable.

Fin.

Why havent you bought XMRadio yet?? Well there is yet another reason to get it. The AFRO shows are back!! Yes Ron and Fez now join the gang of Norton and Friends (AFRO=Anthony, Fez, Ron and Opie. And of course Lil Jimmy) on XM 202. Asides from that, XM has hundreds of channels for your tastes, especially if you like your music to go a lil deeper than what you are used to. So instead of just the hits from an album they play like the B side tracks of artists and albums. You also get various channels, including decades from the 40's to the 90's. So get XM radio today, cause lets face it, regular commercial radio sucks huge donkey cock!!

Also, yet another memo to Hollywood. Please stop with the remakes. I saw 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory yesterday and thought Johnny Depp was awesome. But it was just another remake with a weird ending. Ill take the original anyday, only with Johnny Depp in it. Fin.